"I used twerking, menstruation, non coital, and intercourse multiple times in this paper…I had better get an A"
Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So done with this rendition.
I have seen what Vampire Bill does with innocent looking blonde girls and I am starting to fear for Carrie Underwood’s safety.
the hills are alive with the sound of
people complaining about carrie underwood
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
so I’m stealing this because I need to tell Christmas jokes to old people when I go caroling and this is the only thing on tumblr that is appropriate.