GUYS I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THE NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING CULT
BEING INDUCTED INVOLVES CHANTING AND THEN SINGING AS ONE AND ALSO THERE’S A HUGE CANDLE CALLED THE ‘CANDLE OF KNOWLEDGE’ THAT WE HAVE TO LIGHT OUR MATCHING CANDLES WITH
ALSO THEN WE SIGN AWAY OUR SOUL INSIDE A HUGE ASS BOOK
IT’S A FUCKING CULT AND I WILL NOT BE DRINKING THE PUNCH
"I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too."
accidentally stumbling across your favourite historical figure’s startlingly explicit account of losing his virginity
wow can this happen more often